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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT MY FAT LITTLE CHIUAUA NEEDS TO LOOSE WEIGHT

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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME TO SLOW DOWN DRINKING AT A PARTY

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WHEN WORK IS OVER AND ME AND MY COWORKERS ARE GOING OUT FOR HAPPY HOUR

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WHEN I SEE MY BEST FRIEND LEAVE A PARTY ABOUT TO HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE

I’m like:

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WHEN I SEE MY EX GETTING WITH THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE BAR

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WHEN I WALK INTO THE BAR KNOWING I LOOK GOOD

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WHEN MY EX SEES ME WITH SOMEBODY BETTER LOOKING

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WHEN I HEAR SOMEONE SAY THAT THEY DON’T LIKE ONE DIRECTION

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WHEN “PARTY” BY BEYONCE COMES ON AT A PARTY

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ME LISTENING TO WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOW THE BLACK CULTURAL HOUSE IS RACIST

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